Crisis on Infinite Parodyverses Part 3: More Gathering

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The Carrington financial district, where deals are made and money is spent. Today however the entire block had been evacuated as a heard of stampeding dinosaurs smashed their way down the street.
“Nice dino!” Trickshot said while notching a stainless steel net arrow and firing at a oncoming heard of triceratops . The net held. “Hey babe, how you do’in?” he asked his team mate.
Lisa Waltz had already spread cool whip in the path of the heard of stegosauruses. The rampaging dinosaurs started to slide until they crashed into a heap. “Pretty well Tricky. Looks like the Captain has things in hand as well.”
Captain Marbles flew under the brachiosaurus’ massive legs then used his Quantum Bands to incase the frightened animal in Quantum energy. He lifted it up with his experienced will power and dropped in carefully in the deep water of Paradopolis Sound. “There! Now it wont hurt anyone. Sir, do you need any help?”
“No thank you Captain. I believe I can handle the rest of the dinosaurs by myself.” Alcheman affirmed as he stood in the path of the rampaging dinosaurs. Showing no fear he touched one of his tattoos. His body turned into a misty substance similar to Etorphine that the large animals ran right through. As they exited the cloud they passed out unconscious.
Alcheman turned back to normal as Lisa and Trickshot approached him. Lisa offered, “Good moves stud. Maybe later we could go to my place and celebrate?”
Without skipping a beat Honoria Sesselby spoke into the earpiece in Alcheman’s ear. “Tell her you’re not interested Michael.”
He smiled at her comment. She was his girlfriend once. Now she’s trying to guide him in his new career as a super hero. He couldn’t help wondering which role she was fulfilling by that command.
“Thank you Ms. Waltz but I’m really not interested.”
“Haw! You’re gay! I knew it!” Trickshot bellowed. “Nats owes me twenty!”
“I’m NOT gay. I simply have…”
“Sure. Whatever Niles”
“The name is Alcheman and…”
“Yeah sissy boy? What were you gonna say?”
“I don’t think he can hear you Trickshot.” Captain Marbles said. The two of them were the only ones not frozen in place. It was like someone took a snapshot of time. Lisa and Alcheman didn’t move or blink. The rythmatic breathing and moving of the downed dinosaurs had also stopped. All the white noise in the back ground such as people, birds, traffic and anything else had also stopped.
Then there was the glowing light descending like an angle from above. Tricky and Captain Marbles looked up to see a glowing woman.
“I am Humdinger. I have been sent by my master to bring you two to him. He has a very important mission for you both.”
“I know you babe. Take me away. I’ll follow any hot chick that needs what I got to offer.”
“I will come as well. Maybe your master will be able to answer my questions.”
In a flash they were gone.
“… I don’t appreciate your arrogant… where did he go?” Alcheman asked Lisa.
“I don’t know but I bet it’s related to the disappearances of Goldeneyed and Amazing Guy. Some one is stealing heroes. Maybe even Yo’s trip through that portal in Off Centre Park is tied to this somehow. We’d better get back to the mansion and tell Sir Mumphrey.”
“No. You should come with me.” A woman’s voice replies. “Well Lisa should come with me. The other guy can die for all I care.”
The woman stood there on top of an over turned car. She grinned evilly at the heroes.
“Don’t I know you from somewhere?” Lisa asked as she slowly moved her fingers towards her whip.
“Not me personally but I sure know you.”
Lisa lashed her whip up and behind her. She did this in a split second to use it to whip forward at her opponent. What she didn’t bargain for was the woman that suddenly appeared right behind her. The newcomer looked like the same woman, but the clothes were different and the make up was more drastic. The hair was short and spiky. If it weren’t for the facial structure, height and exact body mannerisms Alcheman would’ve sworn it was a different lady. The new lady grabbed the whip and sent thousands of volts through it into Lisa. The First Lady of the Lair Legion fell to the ground unconscious.
Alcheman touched a different tattoo and turned into a rubber substance. He bounced the electricity using version of the foe to the ground.
“Ah, rubber. Smart. So do you have a name hero?”
“The name is Alcheman. And what prey tell is yours?” Alcheman touched one of his arms and turned into some kind of steel alloy. He began to walk towards her.
“The name is Duplicate Death. I’m here for Lisa. I’m not supposed to kill her but my boss never said anything about not killing anyone else.”
Alcheman continued to stride towards her. He figured he would just outmuscle her.
Suddenly there was a thin version of her bouncing around him. She had ten talons and used them to scratch at his form. He punched that one through the wall and got closer. Then another one of her was dressed in gothic black with a pale face. She tried to mesmerize him but he closed his eyes and pushed her out of the way. That one turned to the original and said, “My hearing is picking up a woman’s voice in his ear! He’s cheating!” she hissed, showing her fangs.
The original laughed. “Getting help huh? Not strong enough to do it on your own?”
“I wouldn’t talk if I were you. You’re duplicates are doing all the fighting for you.” He kept walking towards her. He shattered a ice wielding version of her and ripped through a spider creature version’s web.
“They are not duplicates of me. We are all the same, just from alternate timelines. None of us is the master.”
“I believe you’re lying.”
Another version of her appeared between him and the direction where his van was. “And I believe you don’t need your help anymore. EEEEIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!”
The sonic scream shattered windows all the way down the two blocks towards Alcheman’s van. The van’s windows then shattered and Honoria Sesselby fell to her knees. Her ears were bleeding.
“There hero. You’re on your own now.”
“Honoria? Honoria?” there was only static on the other end. “What did you do to her?”
“Same thing I’m going to do to you.” The first Duplicate Death responded. “Removing any obstacles from my job.” A big fiery shape appeared behind her and her eyes grew dark and red. Before the hero could move she sent out a large heat wave right into him. His metal body turned to liquid as he reached for his arm.
Within seconds Michael Wooster, the hero known as Alcheman, was no more.
She laughed and picked up Lisa’s inert body. The two of them vanished with no one to witness their departure.

Crisis on Infinite Parodyverses Part 3: More Gathering

3205 AD, Where the gleaming futuristic spires of New Paradopolis reflect the moonlight. Little hover vehicles glide across the skyline. The Skyway isn’t jammed tonight as it’s Sunday evening and most people are relaxing at home.
Tazmania Mellon isn’t though. Tonight she received a strange summons to meet her boyfriend, Heroic Von-el, on the top of one of the taller buildings.
The night wind blows her dark blue cape. She looks like a vision of night with her natural blue skin and black hair.
“Hello? Von? Are you there? Why did you want to meet here instead of Legion HQ?”
The glowing form of Humdinger appears before her and grabs her arm, “Because I just don’t have time to ask nicely or fight off your team.”
Tazmania Mellon, the Lair Legion of Super Heroes member known as Shadow Dancer vanishes with Humdinger.

3205 AD, Where the burnt ruins of New Paradopolis bathe in the moonlight. Large Baboon Occupation ships glide across the devastated skyline. The Baboon soldiers aren’t firing their laser rifles tonight as it’s Sunday evening and most of the enslaved native populace are under curfew instead of trying to rebel.
Dikki isn’t though. Tonight she volunteered for a mission to sabotage the captured government building with explosives.
The night wind blows at the fire coming from her head. She looks like a vision of determination with her natural grey skin and hair made of fire.
“Alright Dikki, you just have to plant the bomb then thumb the teleportation device.” She thinks to herself as she fingered her laser pistol absentmindedly.
The glowing form of Humdinger appears before her with a confused Shadow Dancer standing beside. Humdinger grabs Dikki’s arm, “You’re attack on the Baboon will have to wait for another time Dikki of the Guild of the Galactic. The Lurker has need of you.”
The three women vanish in a flash of light.

The Presidential palace in the poor island nation of Badrapoor. Where Beverley Campbell struggles to be free. The plant crushing the life out of her is quite strong. Her mutate ability to not be noticed does her no good against a threat like this. Thick vines crush down on her wind pipe, restraining her arms and legs as well as covering her mouth enough to prevent her from calling out.
Mark Hopkins has grown quite affectionate towards his secretary. As the new President of this nation and as the hero called spiffy he could never allow her to come to harm. That’s why he’s been commanding his symbiotic fern to fight off the vines that have busted holes in the palace and held Bev captive.
He stands there, his suit ripped to shreds and blood dripping from his forehead, defiantly pushing his fern to strike this red haired girl in green who caused all this. “What do you want? Why are you doing this? LET HER GO!”
Plantgirl just smirks at him and mentally controls the vines to entangle spiffy’s fern. “I’ll let her go when I’m ready little boy. I’m doing this because my master commands it and as for what I want, well that’s obvious.”
The office is shattered as thick vines wrap around spiffy, holding him tight.
“I want you!”
That would’ve been it for him if two of spiffy’s friends hadn’t stepped in
“OOOGA!” Cave Guy screamed as the guardian of the Savage Place jumped on Plantgirl, knocking her down. The momentary distraction was enough for Equeevo to start to pull spiffy out.
“Uggh. No!” spiffy pleaded, “Get Bev! I can handle myself!”
The man does just that as he turns for the unconscious Beverley Campbell.
“OOOGAAAGGH!” Cave Guy screamed as the vines crushed him and then chucked him out the window. He fell two stories to the hard ground, passed out among the broken glass.
“Pathetic. Next?” Plantgirl asked.
“I will meet your challenge woman!” Elsqueevio, the God of Small Waters proudly stated.
spiffy was almost free when he yelled, “ELSQUEEVIO! NO!”
His shout fell on deaf ears as the small God tried to once again prove his might, by causing the plumbing in the building to burst forth at Plantgirl and her gigantic, hungry plant.
“YES! You stupid moron! Thank you!” she said with glee as her monster plant drank in the rush of water. It grew quickly then, bursting the room open and wrapping a tendril around Elsqueevio, smashing him down through the two floors of the palace and seven floors of the underground complex beneath the palace.
“ENOUGH!” spiffy screamed as his fern smashed Plantgirl outside of the palace where the missing wall was. She didn’t even see it coming as spiffy was invisible at the time. His fern continued to reflect the sunlight, rendering him and it invisible as it carried him to the pavement outside. He was relieved that Bev was lying inside, safely away from the coming battle.
She was lifted up by her monster plant and carried towards the nearby park.
He angrily followed, sending tendrils from his fern to grab her inert body. Her plant blocked every one with vines of it’s own. It finally stopped at the edge of the park and waited, standing on it’s own vines. Plantgirl seemed completely out on top of the plant.
spiffy controlled his fern to surround the giant plant with as many vines as he could. He became visible and moved in closer to snatch the strange woman.
He leaned from the top of his fern to pick her up when her eyes snapped open. She hit him hard enough to knock him off the fern and onto the grass.
spiffy tried to jump back to his feet but the grass grew long and strong enough to restrain him. As he looked up to control his fern he saw the large tree just before it fell on his head.
Plantgirl laughed as she commanded the plants at her control to pick the Ferned Phenomenon up and carry him through the portal.

Seattle Washington, currently suffering from the biggest earthquake they’ve ever had.
Anna Kensington was talking in her communication device. The man on the little screen was Ezra Emrys Wright, the Internet Intellect.
“What’s the situation Ezra?”
“That last quake did some serious damage Anna. You’d better get your XOOM Xoot and meet me downtown. The town needs the Blacksmiths again!”
CrazySugarFreakBoy! bounced into Anna’s room, “Anna you’ll never believe what just happened! I had just ‘ported in to my dorm room when I saw Kip talking to Humdinger. She’s this super cool lady who helps out the Lurker. She’s the Parodyverse Harbringer.”

“Dream I…”
“So anyway I realized she must’ve been looking for me so I told her I was ready to go fight the evil baddie who is responsible but she said, get this…”
“Dream…”
“Our pal Kip Kipling, Captain Courageous, was the one she wanted! So just like that they disappeared and…”
“DREAM! We need to go! Seattle is falling apart around you! Come on. Help us!”

Amazon Isle, this place was very idealic not too long ago. Now it’s marble pillars and great statues of heroic women are shattered. It’s lush vegetation is scorched.
Queen Troia 215 shuffled into her royal chamber and flopped on her bed. She rubbed her sore muscles. She and her people have been at this for days. The Shadow Demons did quite a number on their home. They came in and destroyed everything they touched. Many of her sisters were already dead or missing.
Then, after they were vanquished, the hard part came. The rebuilding of the island and the burying of the dead.
She got up from her bed and went to the royal bathroom. Everything was way bigger then she felt comfortable with. They would be another new adjustment to Queendom, her many servants. Lately that’s something that has been changed as every able Amazon is working to rebuild.
The Amazon populace was taken down to a fourth it’s original size so every one has been working for three Amazons.
So tired was she that she never heard the arrow notch back and fire. When the electric tip tore at the flesh of her left arm, sending shocks through out her system, it was almost welcomed by her.
She fell to the ground while Deadshot the living dead archer laughed.
“Easy.”

All Saints Cemetery in GothemMetropolis York, where Chronic once again waits for someone to come get him. He gently strums his Hellish guitar called Steve while he waits. Steve has new guitar strings that he recently obtained from the Cowled Criminal.
Humdinger arrives in her usual manner.
“Chronic, you are indeed where the Lurker said you would be. Excellent. I have a message from the Lurker. You must come with me to help save the Multiverse.”
“Yeah, whatever.”

Vessel, orbiting 22,305 feet above the Earth, where the super team known as the JBH meet regularly. Some members, like founding member Swift, actually live here.
He’s just returned to the team last week after spending a year in reclusion hiding from his life. Now that he’s back he finds it’s just like before he left.
His legs are propped up on the control panel while he watches the many view screens.
On one we see Ruby Waver standing behind a defiant Icewing as the ice generating hero tries to fend off fire demons. In another Captain Astounding is holding up a fractured apartment building while Nun More Black and Granny Fang rescue the battered tenants. We see Horizon, NTU-150, Eli the Elemental and local hero Somefire blast at a raging volcanic creature in Japan. Jackie Rabbit, Kid Produce, Desert Rose, the Yurt and the Crimson Bolt are seen fighting off out of time warriors from Death World.
“Why the &*^%$ are you using that Bolt looser Jackie?” Swift asks her through the communicators, “He has super speed. I have super speed. But the difference is I can race circles around him any day of the week AND I’m a member of the JBH, he’s not.”
“He’s here, you’re not. Besides, we need someone on monitor duty.”
“Why cant your brother come up here and fill in for me?”
“If you can convince him, it’s fine by me.”
“Thanks Madam Chairman. Swift out.”
With super speed reflexes he patches into Jack Rabbit’s communicator.
The screen flashes to the image of Jack Rabbit, Nitz the Bloody and Messenger in the middle of several zombie Nazis.
“Yo Rabbit Boy! Care to come up here and take over monitor duty?”
“Can’t! Fighting… zombie… Nazis!”
“Yeah, I can see you’re busy. Just think though, it’s a break! Bet you could use a shower.”
“Ssssso can you!” a familiar voice taunts from inside the monitor room as Speedshark scratches Swift’s back, smashing him into the screen.
“Swift? John? Are you ok?” Jack calls into his communicator.
The speedster can’t answer as he is constantly getting pummeled by his alternate universe doppelganger. Several super speed scratches and punches and within seconds John Swiftman is out on the floor bleeding.
“John?”
Speedshark comes over to the two way communication screen and replies, “Don’t worry about your team mate Bunnyman. He’ll be in good handssss.”
Before Jack could respond and before Vessel could reactivate her self from the villain’s sabotage Speedshark and the beaten Swift are gone.

Humdinger flew over Parodopolis Sound on the way to her destination. She flew over the Bean and Donut Café and the discontinued Starbucks next to it.
The Lurker’s image appeared in her head. He wasn’t telepathic. It was the chip he had planted in her head years ago.
“Leeta there has been a change in plans. It has come to my attention that Killer Shrike was recently killed. He was expendable. Change course to the following pub in Ireland. De Brown Streak is there right now trying to pick up women. He’ll do as a suitable replacement.”
She flashes north East across the Atlantic in a blur of light.
On his Hexagonal ship the Lurker looks at images of Killer Shrike and the Scourge of the Parodyverse.
“Yes, Josh Clement will do nicely. Shrike was too much of a wild card.”

The Multiversal Substratum connects all the alternate Earths. It’s a simple fact. To some, like Amazing Guy, who navigates it and draws energy from it, it appears like a swirling continual wave from world to world. To others, like the Arachs, creatures who were created to maintain order in the Multiverse, it appears like a gigantic spider web.
Azule-Arach climbed the web of alternate realities with a simplicity born from a lifetime of practice. This was all he knew.
The quickly enlarging Crisis appeared to him like a fire burning away realities, one at a time. He couldn’t understand it. He wasn’t sure where it had started from or what it’s end, if any, would be.
He had plans to go a different path then the other Arachs of his Hypernest. He thought the others wasted opportunities that he could take advantage of. The situation of the fracturing Multiverse effected him too. It gave him a feeling of loss of control and Azule-Arach was a being who liked control.
The opening portal surprised him. No one ever came to his home. He regarded the stranger with a curious expression. “Whoever you are you’ve come to the wrong place. Go away, now.”
The Amazed Adaptoid crawled over the broken web of alternate universes with menace. He didn’t say anything. Previously he was a man called Kirby King but thanks to his failure the Cowled Criminal made a simple retcon. That name now belongs to another while this being is and always has been an android.
“How are you doing that?” the Azule-Arach demanded even as he spun a wed towards the opposing silent figure. Only a trained Arach should be able the climb this web.
The Amazed Adaptoid jumped over the web with the powers of Jack Rabbit and landed with the Arach’s grace right next to him. Azule-Arach tried to leap away with his own powers but the Adaptoid webbed him in place, then morphed his right arm into a Thonggarian Electro-mace and smashed it into Azule-Arach’s head, knocking him out.
The Amazed Adaptoid wasn’t going to fail like he did last time.

The Safe is a maximum security prison where most super villains are incarcerated. Humdinger arrived without setting off any alarms as the cameras, sensors and all other devices had just started malfunctioning the second she and her companions arrived.
Nats eyed Chronic suspiciously.
“I agreed to come but why are you bringing this crazed druggie.” He asked.
“Want to make something of it flyboy?” Chronic’s fingers were approaching his new guitar strings.
“Anytime!” Nats started to strike a defensive position.
“Both of you stop! There are universes dieing and I wont have you waste my time.” Humdinger warned. “Now, the one we want should be in this cell.” She motioned to the locked cell door and it opened.
Nats started to protest, “Wait! Is that such a good idea? What if… Oh crap.”
Suicide Blonde strode out of her special power neutralizing cell and eyed the Flying Phenomenon. “So lover boy. Have you decided to take me up on my offer? Give up your Abhuman princess and start a hot relationship with me?”
“Uhuna means a lot to me and I wont just…”
Suicide Blonde holds up a hand, “Save it. I got the picture last time. That’s why I’m going to have to kill you.”
Before the villain can move however Humdinger had froze her in place with a wave of her hand. “Chronic, we need her. If you would strum something that would make Suicide Blonde hopelessly devoted to Nats.”
“WHAT?” Nats replied in shock.”
“It’s a waste of a hot chick but whatever.” He started to strum Steve while Nats tried to move to stop him. Another wave from Humdinger and Nats was frozen in place.
After Chronic was finished everyone could move again.
Nats continued to protest, unaware he was even frozen in time, “You can’t just make someone…”
Suicide Blonde wrapped her arms around Bill Reed’s shoulders and started to nibble his left ear, “Oh Bill I was so stupid. I could never kill you Billsey-willsey!”
“GAHH! GET OFF ME! I’m married!”
“That’s ok Billy-poo! I’ll love you no matter what you say! You’re such a handsome little Billy-poo!”
“Turn her back! She was still obsessed with me, but not like this!” Nats complained as the hot looking blonde bombshell held him tight.
Chronic just sighed, “Man, you ARE a nerd. A hot babe like that wants you and you complain.”
“I’m married pot-boy! Now turn her back!”
“Pot-boy? Dude, I quit that junk a while ago, BEFORE I died. Besides, it’s permanent. Sorry. No refunds.”
Humdinger gave Chronic a deathly stare, “It was not supposed to be permanent.”
“So? Thought I’d have some fun. Can I go now?”
“No. We must all four return to the Lurker. There is much to discuss.”
As they disappeared in a flash of light Nats could be heard saying, “Wait! You’ve got to change her back! What will Uhunalura say? You’ve got to DON’T TOUCH MY BUTT!”

Fred Harris, the Hamtastic Ham-Boy, was in the Lair Legion kitchen making a ham sandwich.
Glory the Mutt of Might walking in and spoke up with her barks and gestures that few alive understand, “Ham-Boy! Someone new is in the mansion! Down the hall in one of the spare rooms. Come! Lets go check it out!”
“What’s the matter girl? Visionary’s trapped in a well?”
Glory gave him a stupid look, “Like I haven’t heard THAT one 1,856,923 times. Sigh. Fine. I’ll do the Lassie bit.” She grabbed onto Fred’s arm and pulled him out of the kitchen. “Whoa! Wait! My sandwich!”
She led him down towards a room that had a strange glow inside. “Wait. This is what you’re barking about? What’s in there?”
Against his better judgment Fred opened the door, causing the silhouette of boy and canine to become lost in light.
“Fred Harris, Glory, the Lurker has need of you.”
By the time Hallie appeared to check out the anomaly in her sensors they were gone.

Earth Tricky, an alternate Earth much like our own yet different in many ways. On this Earth Trickshot wasn’t killed by Baron Zemo after Natalia Romanza’s betrayal. Instead she turned the tables on Zemo and saved Trickshot. The problem was that after her actions Zemo killed her instead. Trickshot started over and joined the Lair Legion of this world but later found himself in the Main Parodyverse. This is also the Earth that Tom Irving, the first Amazing Guy, started a new life on.
Things are very different then when Tom was here a day ago.
A brilliant flash of energy and Tom reappears floating above Lair Mansion. He crashes into the scorched front yard.
“It worked. I’m alive. I need to…WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED NOW?” He shouts.
As he looked up to a sky that last time he saw it was red and angry he instead sees ground way up in the covered distance. He thought it was night but as he looked up he realized there was another planet in orbit. The entire sky was covered with this other world.
The best way to explain what he sees it to take you, gentle reader, beyond his vantage point at look down at Earth Tricky from space.
This Earth and it’s universe once was all by itself, like any universe. Now however it is next to five other Earths.
“What’s going on?”
“Amazing Guy? You’re back!” Dancer enthused as she gave him a hug. Behind her Tom could see the rest of the New Lair Legion; ManMan, Nats, Wangmundo and PsychoAcidPervGirl!
“Wait, where’s Goldeneyed and Cobra?”
Dancer face fell. Her husband ManMan spoke up, “They were killed. The Birthday Bandit had gained powers from people on those other five earths and tried to take over. He lost control and Bry took Knifie to take him down. He vaporized them.”
PsychoAcidPervGirl! Continued, “Yeah, then Christine came in at the last moment and sliced the &*(^% throat. There was an explosion and she died with the Bandit.”
“Wait. Sarah, Bill, Joe, what’s going on here? Last I saw Access had saved the Earth from those Shadow Demons. I popped back to Parodyverse Prime and when I return we’re next to five Earths? How is that even possible? Shouldn’t the gravitational pull of those other Earths destroy each other?”
“I’ll field that one.” Hatman replied as he landed down on the Earth with someone dressed in stars and stripes.
Tom grabs Jay’s arm in a friendly gesture, “Jay! You’re alright! Please tell me what’s going on.”
“Amazing Guy, I’d like you to meet our new friend and guide, Bizarro Epitome.”
“Hi Amazing Guy. I’ve heard a lot about you. I’m from one of those Earths. For some reason your universe was brought into ours.”
“But where is this place?”
“We call it the Shattered Worlds. Five different universes that where so screwed up the Triumvirate decided to remove them from the board and keep them safe tucked away. They’ve done something so that these worlds can exist like this. It seems they, or someone, brought your universe here as well.”
Dancer speaks up, “As far as I’m concerned I’m glad we’re here. Our world was getting destroyed by a horrible Plaid Wall when there was this flash and we were here.”
“There was a lot of panic, but not as much as when the Wall was here.” Nats explained.
Jay finished the explanation, “So there you have it. The weather’s going crazy and the parts of sky we can see are still red but otherwise it’s fine... for now.”
“Well that’s great then. I need to get back to Parodyverse Prime though. The other Amazing Guy was getting beaten by this villain who…”
“No.”
“Excuse me?”
Jay continues, “No AG. I’m sorry but we need you here. I said the Crisis isn’t here yet, but the skies, the weather, those things are. We’re not out of woods yet.”
Tom looked at the horizon. Buildings were in ruins. His team mates looked scared.
“Yes. You’re right. I belong here.”
“Besides,” Dancer said, “If we let you go Stephanie would kill us.”
“STEPH! I’ve been so caught up.. is she?”
“She’s alright Tom. So see her!” Jay, Tom’s best friend, replied. With that Amazing Guy took off to see his wife.

[Crisis Pin-Up Poster #2: Globetrotting Gangbusters
Charging as one group on a ripped up street, the Globetrotting Gangbusters move as a force of one. In the center we see Lesbian Liberator with Armored Amphibian on the left of her and Tubby Tachyon on the right of her. Ocular Occultist is to the right of Tachyon with Roller Rocket on the right of the Occultist. The Prefab Prankster is on the left of the Amphibian and the Clockwork Craftsman is on the left of the Prankster. Kite Knight is flying directly above the Liberator, with the Illusion Illustrator hovering on a gadget to the Knight’s left and the DJ Druid Druggist hovering on a gadget on the Knight’s right. Wombat Woman is leaping on the Druggist’s right and Jujitsu Juggler is leaping while juggling bombs on the Illustrator’s left. The Spectrum Spectre is riding a color wave just above Wombat Woman.]
Lesbian Liberator shouts the battle cry, “All right Gangbusters! Bust him up!”
“Take your best shot losers!” Their foe dares. He’s the hairy man-rabbit beast known as Horrible Hare.
Roller Rocket skates in close, doing a wonderful full axel then landing on her rocket powered skates, gracefully lifting a leg to scratch the Hare on his right calf. The Spectrum Spectre glides over, wrapping the Hare in hard rainbow light. The Prefab Prankster shoots oil on the ground below the Hare. The Ocular Occultist activates a device that should confuse their furry foe, giving him vertigo. The Jujitsu Juggler throws his Bomb balls at the ground beneath Horrible Hare’s feet, rocking him and causing him to touch down on the oil. With his arms bound by the solid light and his mind confused he should crash to the ground, making a clear victory to the Gangbusters.
Of course Horrible Hare never does what he should unless it’s his master’s bidding.
He did touch down on the oil with his feet, but before slipping he leaped up again, did a flip (because he’s immune to vertigo sensations thanks to his improved sense of direction), ripped out of the solid light construct and bounced up to the Spectrum Spectre. He scratched a deep gash into the blind former villain’s side, causing him to crash to the hard ground. The Hare then landing in Roller Rocket’s path, ripping her legs with his deep scratches. She tumbled to the ground in a painful roll.
Horrible Hare then leaped over Tubby Tachyon, scratching at the man’s face on his way over and causing him to double over in pain.
The Armored Amphibian and Lesbian Liberator came at him from either side but he was quick enough that one of her super strong punches hit her partner instead, cracking his armored turtle shell and smashing him through a building.
“Davy! Sorry!” she exclaimed as the Hare was already on top of the flying Kite Knight. The Hare ripped the kite to shreds and left deep scratch marks on his back. The Kite Knight smacked into the side of a building.
“Take this pal!” the Ocular Occultist shouted as he used his gadgets to blind the Hare. At the same time the Prefab Prankster tried to cover Horrible Hare in black gold. The Hare laughed as his enhanced eyes could see through the light. He leaped up, kicking the Ocular Occultist across the face and then the Prefab Prankster across the mid section. Both men went down.
“This has been fun losers,” he bounced behind the Clockwork Craftsman, picking the former villain up and throwing him with force into the DJ Druid Druggist, knocking both men out. “…but you’re really wasting my time. I told you once already, I want CrazySugarFreakBoy!”
The four remaining Gangbusters surrounded their foe. Lesbian Liberator punched her hand like a bully ready to beat on someone, Jujitsu Juggler juggled his bombs with menace, Wombat Woman leaned back in a fighting stance and the Illusion Illustrator started to adjust his device to confuse the Hare.
Many people had been watching the conflict from the sidelines. Among them were Action Figure and Laughing Fox. Action Figure is also known as Melanie Hastings, CrazySugarFreakBoy’s mother. Laughing Fox is the nickname for Sheriff Louis Laughing Fox of the Spokane Tribal Police in Wellpinit, Washington. He happens to be CrazySurgarFreakBoy’s dad.
“If he thinks I’ll let him get my baby boy he’s got another thing coming!” she warned like an angry mother bear.
“Now Meg, calm down. Dream is on the other side of town. Besides, the Globetrotting Gangbusters would never allow anything to happen to him.”
Horrible Hare’s head snapped to their direction. “His parents are here?” A sly grin stretched his face like the Grinch on caffeine.
Lesbian Liberator answered that grin by punching him through three buildings.
“Heeeerrre we come to save the daaaay!” Dreamcatcher Foxglove, aka CrazySugarFreakBoy! sang as he bounced next to his parents. The fabulous Fashion Fairy buzzed around him.
“So what’s the score parentals?” he asked as he turned to the fight scene. His happy face quickly turned sour as he saw the unconscious bodies of his team mates. “Who did this?” he angrily asked.
Just then Horrible Hare leaped out of the wreckage with the torn, broken body of Wombat Woman over his shoulder. He landed on his two strong feet and twirled her by her hair. “I did nerd! Should I toss her or rape her? Hmm. How about I toss her then rape her later?” he through her into the Jujitsu Juggler hard. They both crashed into a heap.
“Alright you son of a b*&^$!!! You got my attention!” Dream started to move towards the battle field but his mother put her hand on his shoulder. “Don’t! Let Katrina and Leah handle him. Let Sydney …”
Meggan Foxxx was silent. Dream looked around and found that only he and Fashion Fairy where moving. Everyone else, including Horrible Hare, was frozen in time.
A bright light bathed the street as Humdinger appeared before them.
“Now? You want to take me now?” Dream asks
Without any emotion Humdinger repeats her mantra, “The Lurker has need of you to help with…”
“I know, I know. The red skies, the weird weather, time getting messed up, there’s a Crisis brewing. Can you just sit tight a moment while I beat the stuffing out of the bad guy over there please? Then I’ll go with you.”
“Dreamcatcher Foxglove I was not speaking to you. I have come for her.”
“Me?” Fashion Fairy asked. “But I’m semi-retired. Surly there are others who…”
Humdinger snaps her fingers and both women vanish.
“Dissed again. Guess nobody wants me.” Dream joked.
“I want you Freakboy!” Horrible Hare seethed as he leaped towards Dream. The CrazySugarHero didn’t flinch as Horrible Hare planted each foot through the chests of Dream’s parents, knocking them to the ground in a bloody mess.
“Now you’re an orphan nerd! Want to do something about it?”
Dream smiled and replied as he pulled back his fist. “Sure I do Road kill!”
It wasn’t Dream’s voice that answered happily, but Katrina Luisa Van Horn, the Lesbian Liberator. The illusion created by the Illusion Illustrator vanished as Katrina’s punch broke the Hare’s skull. The villain crashed through five buildings this time.
Dream bounced away from his parents to the two remaining Gangbusters. “He fell for it! Way to go! Now we’d better get everyone to a hospital fast!”
Before anyone could respond Horrible Hare leaped out from the rubble, his wounds healed and sprung off the head of the Illusion Illustrator, crashing him to the ground. He spun in mid air then kicked across Lesbian Liberator’s mid section, ripping open her stomach and sending her sprawling to the ground.
CrazySugarFreakBoy! leaped into the air, covering the Hare with enough silly string to tie up a rhino, and then punching the villain to the ground. “Stop…” he hit the Hare again, “…beating up…” he kicked the villain, “…my team!”
Horrible Hare collapsed to the ground. Dream starts to bounce over to the shaking bloody mess that was the Lesbian Liberator.
The Hare leaps up unharmed, “YOU FOOL!” He picks up a car and throws it at the crowd, specifically Dream’s parents.
With moves honed by years on the force Louis Laughing Fox grabs his ex-wife and twists in the air, pushing her barely out of harms way.
While Dream’s attention was distracted Horrible Hare landed two super strong feet on his back. The beast smashed Dream’s face into the ground a couple times then activated his teleportation device.
They were gone, leaving a mess for Dream’s parents to clean up.

Through the chronic space time field Humdinger soars. Her energy cocoon holds the Fashion Fairy safely beside her.
“Humdinger, I need to go back! My friends are getting slaughtered!”
“I am sorry but many more lives are at stake Sydney St. Sylvain. We must continue with the recruitment.”
The energy she gives out leaves quite a large wake.
Ahead of her lies the year 1942. Between the fractured shape that time/space is in and the effect her travel has on it, portals open up in that year all over the place.

In Goth Heaven a mysterious man in grey and black appears. He is the Grey Eagle.
“What? I was beating up Nazi spies in the rain and suddenly I’m in this alley? How did I get here?”

In the Pacific Ocean on the Midway Islands the heroes known as the Golden Age Matadors are in the middle of fighting for their lives.
[Crisis Pin-Up Poster #3: The Golden Age Matadors
In the forefront is American Joe, who’s pointing ahead. On Joe’s right is 40’s Fan and on his left is Joe’s kid partner, Spunky. On the right of 40’s Fan is the Human Fart in his protective radiation suit. On the left and just behind Spunky is Ghostgirl aiming her Blackness Ray strapped to her wrist. Crusher flexes his super strong muscles on the left of Ghostgirl. Golden Girl smiles as she runs on the right of the Human Fart. Just above American Joe soars Black Falcon, his wings are spread out. On Black Falcon’s right is the brightly colored Beam whom is firing a ray forward with his right hand. On Black Falcon’s left is Burning Boy, completely inflamed with a trail of fire behind him. He’s firing a heat blast forward with his left hand. Rising from the sea behind them is the twenty foot monster Bongjiii, dripping wet with a snarl.]

American Joe is their leader and by his commanding presence you can tell, “Come on troops! Let’s show them what we’re fighting for!”
Black Falcon swoops overhead, kicking Axis soldiers as he passes over. the Beam flies on a beam of light, shooting rays from his fingertips. The massive Bongjiii pulls up the ground, throwing whole groups of enemy soldiers over. the Human Fart touches the ground and his toxic gasses wipe out many men. Burning Boy melts men’s guns while Golden Girl seems to change men to pigs.
As Ghostgirl blinds soldiers with her Blackness Ray so that Crusher can grab and throw them, she speaks to Golden Girl, “Shame Union Jake couldn’t be here. He’d have a lot of fun.”
“Well he would if Prime Minister Churchill didn’t need him and the Seven Super Guy’s leader, Sir Valiant, to guard England.” Golden Girl responds.
“Churchill is right though.” Crusher replies as he smacks two Japanese soldiers together, “Everyone needs to do what they can where it’s the most helpful.”
“Golly gee whiz Joe! What’s that glowing thing in the air?” Spunky asked his mentor.
“Well little lad the Spirit of America fused inside me can feel something strange.”
The other GAM members, now finished with the invading troops, move in closer.
American Joe continued, “Why it’s another universe! I can feel it. There’s another America in there!” his expression darkened, “It’s in trouble. They’re losing the war!”
“Wait, you can tell all that just from listening to your “American Senses”? the Beam asked.
“Of course he can! He’s never led us astray before.” Ghostgirl responded.
“Alright troops we have an opportunity here.” American Joe announced. “Our world has many mystery men. The Lair Society of Justice, the Seven Super Guys, all the rest of our fellow All Star Winners Squadron. That world has, as far as I can tell, no one. I think we could do far more good if we swap Earths and fight the good fight over there. Are you with me?”
“YEAH!” shouts all but a couple.
“Golden Girl, you seem troubled?”
“Well Joe, the other All Stars are mostly stateside as per President Roosevelt’s orders. How do we know anyone will take up the fight out here?”
Crusher, Burning Boy and 40’s Fan agreed.
“Well, it seems you have a point. Very well then. Those who wish to stay behind do so and tell the others what became of us. The portals closing however, so those coming better make it quick.” American Joe stepped through the opening to the other Earth. Spunky, Black Falcon, the Beam, the Human Fart, Ghostgirl and Bongjiii follow him through. Two seconds later the portal closed forever.

As Humdinger and Fashion Fairy enter the year 1942 above the city of Paradopolis it is night.
The Lance Runner Events Center, where a big war bond rally is being held. The almost the entire All Star Winners Squadron was asked to be in attendance to promote bond purchase. The team consists of the combined Lair Society of Justice, Seven Super Guys plus various lone heroes.

[Crisis Pin-Up Poster #4: The All Star Winners Squadron
The stand on a long bleacher in four rows under a “Buy War Bonds” sign.
The front row left to right; Elastic Guy, Pigeongirl, Pigeonman, Postcard, Captain Marbles, Quickstreak, Liberty Lis, Little Kid Blue (ASWS mascot), Miss Burner, Arachnid, Fakeman, Sgt. Iron and the Patriot.
The second row left to right; Jonny Yoyo (with his pink Genie Yo-Yo floating on the left), CrazySugarBlast-OffLad!, Jingo Belle, Historia001, Mr. Amazing, Fast Service, Power Rod, Dr. Dark-night, Hourly Crusader, Dr. Mystery, Sandsleeper, Sleepy the snoring boy and Mr. Spectacular.
The third row left to right; Cavy, Star-Spangled Weedboy, Archer Boy, GoldenBow, Cobra, Sheriff Dirk, ManManHunter (in blue with a small domino mask), Wild Hare, Guardmaster, the ManManHunter( in red and blue with a full mask), Hair Wave, Shifter the Sorcerer, Henry Vatarra and the Outerspecter (who’s not wearing pants).
There are posters on the wall above the War Bond sign. These show the members not present. One the left we see a poster of American Joe with the GAMs behind him. He’s pointing his finger out with a caption that reads “We want you!”
The next post is a picture of Sir Valiant on his winged steed. The one following that is a picture of the Golden Age Hatman. Then we see a poster of Dragonmaster and his side kick Tigerboy.]

A flash goes off and the many heroes start to step down from the bleachers. Several leave to patrol the city but a few stay.
“Man I’m glad that’s over I’m starved!” Quickstreak announces.
“That’s my Johnny, always thinking of his stomach.” Liberty Lis, chairwoman of the ASWS laughs.
“Look at those pictures.” Archer Boy says to his mentor GoldenBow. “I thought every mystery man was here already!”
“Not everyone I’m afraid.” The Arachnid, a certain expert on mystery men responded. “Those three up there are already gone. Who knows if they’ll be the last?”
The three pictures on the wall showed the Plaid Bee whom died during the attack on Pearl Harbor, the Matador whom died on the GAM’s first mission and the tiny hero Dolly who disappeared on that same mission.
“And that’s my cue. I promised Gladis I’d help her in the kitchen. I’ll be right back.” Danette, aka Miss Burner says.
“Good one Arachnid.” Liberty Lis said. “You know Danette is sensitive about those things. Her brother is the GAM’s member Burning Boy. She hasn’t heard from him in months.”
Danette Really tried not to focus on her brother. No one knew how long this blasted war was going to continue and if she worried day and night she’d go nuts. Instead she did what she could. She quickly changed out of her Miss Burner costume in the privacy of the bathroom and entered the kitchen.
“Danette, there you are. I’m having a devil of a time turning on this stove. Could you get it lit while I check on the servers?”
“Of course Gladis.”
“Thank you. You’re a good egg Danette.”
“We do what we can.” As soon as her fellow volunteer left the kitchen Danette lit a small flame from her finger. She lit the stove and placed the pot on it. That’s when the room filled with light.
Humdinger and Fashion Fairy hovered in the kitchen. “Danette Really, aka Miss Burner…” a wave from Humdinger’s hand and Danette was in costume, “I am called the Humdinger. You must join us. My master the Lurker has need of you.”
“What? How?”
“Hi! I’m Sydney.” Fashion Fairy responded, “Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it.”

1459 BC, the artic wasteland of the south. It’s rumored that the Shaggoths live here. Humdinger knows these rumors are true. She also knows her target should be crossing this ice shelf back to his home.
So focused is she that she doesn’t see the shadow creature until it’s too late. As it enters her body she screams out in pain. She almost crashes to the glaciers below but she catches herself. Her eyes are filled with darkness and her lips have a wicked sneer.

Aaron is the lord of Atlantis. Being the most powerful mage of his time he has had the opportunity to meet many a strange beast. Some he calls friends. As he walks across a long ice bridge he thinks of his recent encounter with just such a creature. “He certainly knows what he wants, my friend the Shoggoth. I’m just glad I could provide it. Now I must traverse this ice-scape to noble Atlantis. I wonder if Chak-Ka-Kaun has found his Furrginor yet?” Aaron then says out loud, “What by Atlantis’ gleaming spires is that?”
A man readers would recognize as Justin Tyme appears in front of Aaron. He looks tired and delirious. He’s holding his timer and some other device.
“Where? The timer! It’s finally stopped! It wouldn’t stop but it finally has! I…wait! It’s started up again. No! Help me! Please! You’ve got to…” Justin vanished through time just as Humdinger zoomed in close. She gives off an evil sneer and blasts the ice bridge Aaron was standing on.
“DEE DEE’S SMILE! NOOOO!” He falls for a bit, trying to perform his magic to save himself but at the last minute Humdinger grabs his arm.
They both vanish.

Next up, Jarvis, Asil, Trickshot, the Lair Legion of Super Heroes, the Dark Knight, Fleabot, Aaron of Atlantis, Ant-throw of the Beaver People, Justin Tyme, Grace the Night Nurse, the New Battlers, Fin Fang Foom, Mr. Epitome, Namatsi (The Last Boy On Earth), the Guild of the Galactic, Ancient Atlantis, Chronic, Amazing Guy, Goldeneyed, CrazySurgarFreakBoy!, Lisa, Yo and finally, the truth about the Cowled Criminal.
Out soon!

I come from a land down under the Footnotes

WHAT DID ALCHEMAN DO NOTE:
To quote Mike D., “There is a very potent sedative called Etorphine that he can mimic. The gas can supposedly knock out an elephant, so it’s not too far a stretch to say it would work on dinosaurs.”

What? You thought he was going to tell you his character’s fate? Nope. That’s up to him in his crossover.
Yes folks, just like back in ’85, this series won’t be following up on everything that happens to your characters. For that you’ll have to do a crossover. Hey, almost the entire DC line did crossovers during the original. No reason not to do that here.

WHICH FUTURE IS THIS NOTE:
The early 3200s has two distinctly different versions. Justin Tyme visited both in
Tyme Travels #15.

One is the beautiful future world of the Lair Legion of Super Heroes, where earth is part of the United Systems and is generally at peace with other worlds.
The other is a scary future where there is no United Systems and Earth was attacked and conquered by the warmongering race of reptilian simians called the Baboon. The Guild of the Galactic lead the resistance against the Baboon.
Shadow Dancer and Dikki are both following the tradition of the 21st Century heroine Dancer whom they both admire. They each just do it differently that’s all.
More on their similarities and differences later as they go to a third alternate future.

WATER THE PLANTS WHILE I’M GONE NOTE:
Plantgirl is in fact a ManManHunter android. She used to work for the villain called Narrator along with the rest of the ManManHunters, but she self destructed in sub space in order to escape the one she betrayed, Swift. The Cowled Criminal obtained her fragmented parts and rebuilt her. She now serves him loyally.

AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD NOTE:
Deadshot the Archer is also Carl Bastion, the Trickshot of this universe (remember, Trickshot of the Lair Legion, the one in this story, is from another universe) was betrayed by his lady love Natalia Romanza and killed by Baron Zemo. He was brought back from Death’s realm recently but returned there thanks to the Trickshot we all know and love. The Cowled Criminal then saved him and made him an offer for work. He accepted.

SPIDER-SPIDER BURNING BRIGHT NOTE:
The only appearance of Azule-Arach was from Andy Dean’s Further Adventures of the Lair Legion #2
Read and enjoy. It’s a classic.

JUST LIKE ME NOTE:
The Amazed Adaptoid gains the powers, skills and morphs the weaponry of any one he is near. He also gains part of their appearance. Right now he has stored up the powers and abilities of Cap, the second Pigeonman, Jack and Jackie Rabbit, and now Azule-Arach. The Cowled Criminal has made his other servants immune to his power. He hasn’t gained their powers.
He was seen in action in JBH #16, The Old Revolving Door Rotateth.

EARTH TRICKY NOTE:
Amazing Tales #41 has a great intro that explains the whole Trickshot deal
but to put it in a nutshell, Earth Tricky is where our Trickshot was born, raised in the circus, taught by his mentor (and secretly father) Roy Bastion, led away to a life of action with master spy and love of his life Natalia Romanza, watched her betray Baron Zemo and get killed for it, started a life of crime, given a second chance by NTU-150, joined the LL, found his brother, left this universe for the Main Parodyverse, came back to find the LL dead by Narrator, left again thanks to the Hooded Hood to eventually live in the Main Parodyverse and join that LL.
Tom Irving, the original Amazing Guy, then became trapped in this universe and started his life over here.
It’s called Earth Tricky by the Lurker because it’s where Trickshot is from.

SHATTERED EARTHS NOTE:
The Shattered Worlds
Five Earths (or more) exiled from the mainstream alternate Earths due to major Earth ruining crimes caused by certain Lair Legionaries. The Triumvirate exiled them, quarantining them from other Earths and barring anyone’s escape from them. The Omni Competent (another version of Mr. Epitome) and the Soloist (another version of Dancer) were both from here. The Soloist is dead while the Omni Competent is on Parodyverse Main.
Here’s a list of those still on these Earths.

Bizarro Epitome
Joshua, ape with Soloist’s powers
Seven million of those genetically engineered ape soldiers

We can update this to 6 Earths… for now.

WHO ARE THESE GLOBETROTTING GANGBUSTERS NOTE:
Here’s a complete list of Kirk’s team of reformed DC/Marvel villains;
Globetrotting Gangbusters, in their RVs of Rehab and Reform
Lesbian Liberator (Katrina Luisa Van Horn, a.k.a. Man-Killer)
Roller Rocket (Lisa Snart, a.k.a. Golden Glider)
Spectrum Spectre (Roy G. Bivolo, a.k.a. Rainbow Raider) and his Special Effects Specs
Armored Amphibian (David “Davy” Jones, a.k.a. the Turtle)
Jujitsu Juggler (Elton Healey, a.k.a. Oddball)
Kite Knight (Charles “Chuck” Brown, a.k.a. Kite-Man)
Tubby Tachyon (Ulysses X. Lugman, a.k.a. the Slug)
Prefab Prankster (Earl J. Dukeston, a.k.a. the Duke of Oil)
Ocular Occultist (Craig Z. Quilty, a.k.a. Crazy Quilt) and his Conjurer’s Contacts
Clockwork Craftsman (William Tockman, a.k.a. Clock King)
Wombat Woman (Frances “Frankie” Oliver, a.k.a. Kangaroo)
Illusion Illustrator (Leah Wasserman, a.k.a. Mindboggler)
DJ Druid Druggist (Mark Mandrill, a.k.a. Matter Master) and his Rogues’ Gallery Go-Go Raves

SWING TO THE MOOD NOTE:
Here’s a better look at what happened in 1942 thanks in part to Humdinger;

The Grey Eagle was from Earth RGA. Because of Humdinger’s trip through time and the one way portals it opened the Grey Eagle has migrated to the golden age Parodyverse. Further on in history a fire would have cost him his arm. Now that may or may not have happened. His fate is up to the poster L!

The Golden Age Matadors (GAMS) was an offshoot from the All Star Winner’s Squadron. Thanks to the one way portals Humdinger’s trip through time made most of the team (American Joe, Spunky, Black Falcon, the Beam, Bongjiii, Ghostgirl and the Human Fart) traveled to Earth Nazi where thanks to being in close proximity to the immortal American Joe they stay young and continue to fight the Nazis till this day.
The other GAMs (40’s Fan, Burning Boy, Crusher and Golden Girl) remained in the Parodyverse. The only one still alive is Golden Girl although she now operates in the open as her true name, Sersi.

BUY WAR BONDS NOTE:
On December 7th, 1941, as a direct result of the Japanese invasion of Pearl Harbor Hawaii and America’s entrance into World War II, President Franklin Delenor Roosevelt asked all of America’s ‘mystery men’ to become members of a home front protection force. This group was called the All Star Winners Squadron. The first chairman was Pigeonman, then after he and the rest of the Lair Society of Justice joined up in the service Liberty Lis was made chairwoman. This group was ac tive until the end of the war.

UNDER THE SEA NOTE:
Here is the historic listings of Ancient Atlantis, at least until it changes.

* Circa 1400s BC: Crete becomes known as Atlantis and flourishes, becoming one of the greatest civilizations of the time. They rise in scientific, mystical and every other kind of knowledge. As the century progresses they become proud and over confidant.

* Circa 1460 BC: Aaron the Magician becomes the ruler of Atlantis.

* Aaron’s twin brother, Kulldechak, opens a portal to the Mythlands. Various creatures make earth their home. The Atlantians experiment with sea life, creating humanoid fish-men as servants.

* Circa 1450 BC: Aaron of Atlantis fights Kulldechak in a final battle. The battle caused volcanic eruptions and earthquakes which destroyed all the great centers of Cretan culture. It would later be thought that the disaster was connected with a cataclysmic eruption of the volcanic island of Thera. Atlantis sank beneath the waves. Supposedly the people died. Aaron and his daughter disappeared but just before they did, she freed the Fish-men. Kulldechak was entombed in ruins. After these disasters, only the palace at Knossos was restored for occupation.

SOMEWHERE IN TYME NOTE:
Justin Tyme has been thrown through many eras all at once. Eras are spinning by him to the point of bringing him to madness. He can’t keep in one time for a whole minute. Tired and delirious, he wants it to stop. His Chrono Displacement Device (also called his timer) is being acted on by an outside force, throwing him from era to era. The pressure is so intense that his body feels the strain of being flung through the time stream.
With him is the Chronal-Spatial Stabilizer. This is a device invented by Visionary 5 in the year 3205 AD.
It creates a small bubble of singularity only two feet long and one foot thick. This bubble protects against time fluxes and retcons. It’s currently off.

Justin’s trouble in time started in Tyme Travels # 15

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